addisuns:


getcho ass outta here aint no one tryina fuck with you shark

addisuns:

getcho ass outta here aint no one tryina fuck with you shark

teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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punacceptable:

*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

botwinn:

does anyone actually pay attention to my blog or am i just kind of here